GABLAMB

Given the egregiously high expectations put upon professionals writers to--as in all iterations of the written word--excel and entertain in autobiographical excerpts, I will not be providing a thorough explanation of my metaphysical being.

In its place, I offer a template-esque profile of a lonely woman in search of affection (having been edited for ambiguities and omissions) to quell your pedestrian curiosity:

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Hi! I'm Sarah