Looking forward: an ever-expanding list of hopes and dreams
As I enter the last 17,000,000 seconds of my high school career, I find myself thinking more and more about the future I hope to build...
Dyslexic man seeking tractor accidentally purchases Nicholas Sparks novel
Local farmer, Old MacDonald, recently attempted to purchase a John Deere utility tractor via amazon.com. What should have been a...
Oxford comma thinks it's so much god damm better than community college educated comma
In the overwhelming chaos of a divided world, few truly uniting issues remain in the American vernacular. But beyond political ideology...