T-Rex feels left out when other dinosaurs start Macarena

Any T-Rex that has ever attended a dance party has felt the struggles imposed on their species by their anatomy. 

While dances like the time warp and running man can be adjusted to accommodate Tyrannosaurus' limitations, no one dance song causes more shame in the T-Rex community than the Macarena. 

Though the 1993 dance song is a staple at Dino dance parties, it has been criticized for being insensitive to dinosaurs with appendage deficiencies. 

"Having to just sit there with your tiny arms crossed while the pterodactyls are nailing every move...it's hard sometimes." 

Despite being the most notoriously ferocious species of dinosaur, Tyrannosauruses are actually very sensitive creatures. 

"We're just like any other kinds of dinosaur," said a local T-Rex. "No one likes when their insecurities are pointed out in front of everyone. Like, how would stegosauruses feel if we invited them to a party and rolled around on our backs the whole time? Of course, we wouldn't be that insensitive to that whole tortilla chip back thing they've got going on, but the point stands."

"I like being a T-Rex most of the time, but when it comes to early 90's Hispanic group dance songs, I would kill to be a Spinosaurus."